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Dancing Through Life
I have a beautiful daughter that I would do anything for, and I try my hardest to set the best example for her. I'm a nerd, a bookworm, I like to give back, a firm believer in karma, and a force to be reckoned with when the occasion arises. I do unto others what I would want done unto me. I think before I speak, I respect other people's feelings, and I try to be smarter than the situation.
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The 5 People You Meet In College (if they were comedians)
1) Steve Martin (as a stand-up)
They rocked high school in every way imaginable: valedictorian, a 4.5 GPA, president of every club, star of every team. That all changed when they got to college (on a full scholarship, no less) and decided they just didn’t care anymore. Their grades are awful, they have no ambition, they picked a throwaway major, and generally don’t care about anything past television and getting Twitter followers. They’ve also picked up weird hobbies like the banjo - 4 more class clowns to go
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Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000
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Miguel’s Leg Drop on Girl at Billboard Music Awards Commentated by WWE’s Jim Ross
Adorn isn’t really a scary entrance song…
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